castro has cancer

U.S. intelligence reports say castro has terminal cancer. Considering the recent reports of abdominal surgery and colostomies, it is probably a rectal tumor.

It's only fitting that his demise be a cancer up the ass, since that's exactly what he's been to the Cuban people for almost 50 years.

(Other poetic ends: firing squad, starvation, drowning, shark attack, etc. etc.)