Red Radio

Today Yesterday, fidel castro made a surprise call to 107.9 Dick-tator FM in Venezuela, reminding the world that his deal with the devil included the ability to cheat death, even by anal malfunction.

Like a lurching, reanimated carcass he reaches out, not to console "his people," but to chat with his friend, mentee, and, most importantly, benefactor: Hugo Chavez.

Meanwhile, in related news, some Seattle school kids are being taught how to be good little socialists.