Not Yo' Daddy's Nut-Huggers

What the deuce is this? Nike is introducing a new style for the college hoops tourney - to be exclusively rocked by Arizona, Florida, Ohio State, and Syracuse - that, with its skin-tight jerseys with tapered waistlines, customizable sleeves, and shorts that double as parachutes, can only be called "bizarre." Well, I suppose it could be called other things... It's definitely an interesting look, one that seems to be a logical if drastic evolution of current style, and that might just catch on. For now, though, I'm sticking with "bizarre."