Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Set Phasers to 'Barf'

The Navy is currently developing a non-lethal weapon that "shoots an invisible wall-penetrating beam," which causes everyone in a room to lose their equilibrium, fall over, and vomit.

(This Puke Gun not to be confused with the Navy's Pain Gun you may have seen on my off-blog links or the Air Force's Pain Gun or the far less-effective Fart Gun.)

1 comment:

Henry Louis Gomez said...

I have a fart gun. It's my retired racing greyhound, Buddy. I have recently renamed him Buddy McFarty.